MAXINE is my favorite by far and so many of her sentiments reflect mine; scary thought for one and all don't ya think :) . . .

I like to carry smelling salts in my purse.
That way if some young punk starts bothering me, I can knock him out two or three times.

Follow your dream…
unless it’s the one where you’re at work in your underwear during a fire drill.

There’s nothing like watching a sunset with that special someone…  But watching a bruise appear and change colors after a fall rates a close second.

If you don't like my driving, don't call anyone.
Just take another road.  That’s why the highway department made so many of them.

Men are like small children…
bring a new one home and 
the ones already there resent it.

Ah, the thrill of modern dance!
The sweeping musical majesty,
the joy of poetic motion, the challenge of stuffing a dollar bill into a bouncing bikini brief…

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