Well, I'll be Damned!
The top ten reasons
Eternal Damnation is better than
Windows Software Development
by John Walker
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Eternal
Damnation
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Windows Software Development
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It never ends.
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You think you're almost done, but you never
really finish.
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You burn forever, but are not consumed.
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Each update introduces new and improved
tortures, which slowly consume you.
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Your fate is in the hands of Satan, Prince
of Darkness.
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Your fate is in the hands of Gates, Prince
of Incompatibility.
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Satan gives you something you want in return
for being damned.
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Gates makes you buy Windows 95 & 98
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It is avoidable; an attractive and
widely marketed alternative is available.
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Resistance is futile. All the alternatives
are damned or doomed.
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It is free.
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You pay, and pay, and pay just to stay in
the game.
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Satan was once an angel.
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Gates started by writing a BASIC
interpreter.
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Hell has no Windows.
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Microsoft does.
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You only pass the Gates of Hell one time.
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The Gates of Microsoft keeps popping up
everywhere you look.
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Satan sincerely believes in the triumph of
Evil.
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Gates just does it for the money.
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Where do you want to go today? |
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